Again, the road to the Catlins was quite beautiful...and winding! I feel like we haven't seen a straight road since we arrived. The day was gray and drizzling as we set out, and continued to be lousy. I was greatly anticipating our next accommodation which had been so highly rated online. Boy, were we in for a surprise.
It seems our hosts were also surprised. I had booked the place in November, and sent an email the night before saying we were due to arrive the next day and enquiring about whether or not they had laundry facilities. And yet, when we showed up, they didn't know who we were. We should have taken that as a sign.
This "home stay" has a cottage and an "annex". We had booked the annex, which included limited kitchen facilities and two bedrooms and a bathroom. After waiting for them to make up the bed before we could enter, we discovered the limited kitchen included a grungy hot plate in a very dark (completely unlit, in fact) hallway and a few odds and ends for cooking. The window sills in the bedrooms were full of dead flies and the only sink was the tiny bathroom sink. The garbage was full.
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Miss Kitty, who turned out to be a Mr. |
We were starving and there weren't any alternative accommodations, so we made the best of it. While our host wiped down the sketchy outside furniture for us to eat at ( yes, it was freezing out), I began making our pasta and meatballs -- from scratch, of course. Meanwhile, the owners' cat, I called her Miss Kitty, came to make friends with the boys. Dinner was a hit, and we cleaned our dishes with laundry detergent (no dish soap provided) in the puny bathroom sink. Did I mention we had booked for four nights?
Another issue was that Bill had planned to work for all four days there and the only indoor seat was an Ikea 'Poang' chair -- not exactly ergonomic. Oh, and our cell phone didn't work. Yes, just kept getting better and better.
So, the next morning at the crack of dawn Bill went up the road to the highest hill by the cow pasture to get cell reception to call in to work -- for real. Then, the owner knocked on the door and offered us the cottage for no additional charge because it had just become available and the weather was crappy and he felt sorry for us. Well, that changed everything!
We moved up the driveway to the little cottage as fast as we could. When he returned from the cows, Bill was thrilled to see that we now had a table and chairs at which he could work. There was a tv/DVD player and Steve, the owner brought over some family movies and games for the kids. We set Cheri, Steve's wife, to work doing our laundry (which was a little weird for me because only my mom and Bill have ever washed my undies, but I got over it). We spent most of that rainy and depressing day inside until Bill finished working. Then, we drove up the road and walked halfway out to Slope Point -- you'll see the windy shots in the video. It was something else!
On Friday, the boys and I went on a fantastic 3 hour hike to see some nearby falls. The track was mucky from all the rain, but the vegetation was lush and green. The ferns were huge! The forest was certainly unlike the forest at home. To us, it was a jungle!
Side note: We've since been on several NZ Department of Conservation (DOC) hikes, and I have to say they are very well-kept. This particular one was wheelchair accessible for the first 30 minutes or so -- how civilized! All have been really well marked too. I'm not at all nervous about letting the kids run ahead a bit. Today we went on one that stated we should "approach it with a sense of adventure", so we kept a closer eye on the boys!
This hike culminated with a pretty spectacular waterfall. It's so nice when the force of nature impresses even the boys. They were, however, hungry; so we guzzled down our sandwiches and walked the 90 minutes in the rain back to the car.
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The lower falls |
We arrived home to the wonderful aroma of the red beans and rice made with the smoked hock I bought from the vendor at the Oamaru market I had started earlier that morning. Soooo delicious! After dinner we headed out in search of the elusive Yellow-Eyed Penguin (the rarest and seriously endangered).
By the time we got to Curio Bay, three pairs had already come to shore. We were on the cusp of moulting season where they stay in their nests for a couple of weeks (too embarrassed of their appearance to show their faces, I suppose), so we assumed the three pairs were all we were going to see. There are only eight pairs in the whole bay, so three was pretty good. These guys were much bigger than the little Blue Penguins of Oamaru. So cute, and such a privilege to see them. Curio Bay itself was pretty cool. It was a petrified forest and fossilized trees line the floor at low tide.
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The Yellow-Eyed Penguins |
Right beside Curio Bay was Porpoise Bay filled with, you guessed it, porpoises! Actually, they were Hectors' dolphins, another extremely rare breed. The boys begged for me to take them swimming there the next morning. Of course, it was raining and cold, but we went anyway. Jack, the bravest of us all, actually dared to go in the water while Brody and I waited in the rain on shore. A young German tourist joined Jack, but quickly escaped the frigid water and returned to her soaked towel and clothes. Jack persevered and was rewarded with a visit from at least 8 dolphins!! Yes, he swam with dolphins in the wild! How many 12 year olds can say that?! Sorry, it was pouring rain, so the iPad didn't make the trip, but he has two eye-witnesses to vouch for him! Super cool!
Later that day I went for a windy walk alone down our country road. I chatted with cows and sheep and had a really lovely time by myself. It had been awhile. I made it to very desolate and still windy Slope Point, right to the southernmost point (see my selfies). Just as it was getting a little lonely and scary too to be honest, I turned around to head back and Brody and Jack were running towards me. It was so perfectly timed, right on cue. Instead of walking the 6km back to the cottage, I caught a lift with them. I really felt like we made the most of a crappy day.
The day, however, wasn't over.
Our host, Steve, came over and offered us the use of his kayaks. Of course, we agreed and he loaded them onto a trailer and led us out to a lagoon. We had a fun paddle across the lagoon out to the sea where we watched the humongous waves crash against the shore. The boys had a quick swim in the lagoon and we began to head back to the beach from where we began. There was a problem. As we were watching the surf and swimming in the lagoon, the tide was going out! About halfway across the lagoon my paddle hit bottom, then my bottom hit bottom. Laughing hysterically, we all had to drag our kayaks and paddles across the rest of the lagoon in water as deep as our ankles. Pretty funny sight to see.
When we returned to the cottage, Steve came to visit again. This time, he wanted to show the kids the eels that lived in the creek that ran through his property. They were massive! The family had been feeding them their leftovers and expired food. The boys were impressed, but I just longed for a black dragon roll. Mmmmm.
Steve and Bill hung out outside and had beers while I returned to our room to pack up for our departure the next day. Eventually Bill came in and just as we were getting the boys settled, there was Steve at our door again. This time, he brought us fresh fried blue cod (caught by him). It was really tasty, and we agreed it was totally worth brushing our teeth a second time. Finally, we were ready to hit the sack, hoping our host was not going to visit yet again before our early morning departure.
Side note: Trip Advisor is a wonderful thing. Small hostels and home stays really depend on your positive reviews to make or break their businesses. It was pretty obvious that Steve was concerned that our initial experience would taint our whole stay. Though I would never write a horrible review for a small business (unless they were truly wretched), I guess some would. He really bent over backwards to make sure our stay was great!
Next stop: Te Anau.
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Just me and the wind at Slope Point |